Local funny man... wait, what the fuck does that even mean, I hate when the news does that stupid shit, and now I'ma start off my description by doing it too? Gawd damn... local funny man, isn't that a euphemism for village idiot? Anyway, I'm a funny guy to the persons located nearest to me. Yeah too wordy, aw F me...
Local Funny Man Pokes Fun At Life's Little Idiosyncrasies That Ultimately Normal People Don't Notice (nor care about) Yet Makes Him Want To Scream!